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VAGUE HIGH ALERT RELATED TO TERROR
This baby is alert to vague terror, ARE YOU?
Britain's ‘Terror Alert Status’ has just been raised to "Vague but Exceedingly Alarming so Run for your Miserable Afflicted Lives" (or VEARMAL) by Britain’s best loved tabloid newspaper.
The UK's top déclassé, plebeian, unwashed propaganda machine ‘The Sun’ (also known as The Scum) has told it’s army of blue collar zombie readers to be on VAGUE HIGH ALERT, as the country is believed to be under siege by ‘Bloody Foreigners’. A list of places you could be attacked include:
Local rent-a-vox pop troll, Batty Hott-Rains said: “This is truly worrying, I may have to beat up some darkie when I’m out on the piss”. The Sun is a trusted and righteous voice of the (stupid) people, which regularly obscures news of International importance with trivial tat about celebrities and neo-celebrities. It also present facts in a wonderfully unbiased way, so when over 1 million left-wing, lentil munching, tolerant, liberal bedwetters descended on London to protest against the war, this was written off as a trivial protest of loonies. Yet when 75,000 people protested against the European constitution in a phone poll, The Sun ran the headline ‘Now Will You Listen Mr Blair?’. This is the kind of pure genius that the hard drinking British public lap up like a stray dog eating sick.
Doogie Talons can’t help but wonder what purpose does all this scare mongering truly serve? There is nothing to Befürchtung but bangheid itself...
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