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LONDON TERROR NEEDS TO BE BLAMED ON SOMEONE

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So why not this delightfully cute child (wonderfully photogenic for the media vultures picking over the remains of the event) pictured here about to press the button which will remotely detonate some bombs in our fair capital of Londinium? Or perhaps the incredibly bloody secret European wing of al-Qaeda who even though they are devote followers of Islam and are willing to kill and be killed for their Holy cause, misquoted from the Koran? Or what odds it being that Indian bloke who runs the twenty-four hour shop across from your house that sells weird looking yams, as he’s a Muslim...or is it Sikh?

For those in charge of our lives, the terrible events of the 7th July 2005 have brought some much needed fresh impetus to the flagging war on terror that could keep us mired in a fictional conflict against a noun for some time to come and just when it looked like Bush and Blair were running out of steam and legality and our troops in Iraq were coming home.

As Muslims across the UK brace themselves for another mindless assault on their human rights for believing in God, howls of vengeance are echoing across the capital along with disgusting bluster about the ‘spirit of the Blitz’ and they are drowning out the voice of Mr. Reason (of Mill Hill East) who has this to say: “I don’t think this has anything to do with al-Qaeda and everything to do with our US buddies wanting us to bond over an atrocity.”

This proved too much for one revengeful man who screamed: “Are you trying to tell me this was MOSSAD again like the last al-Qaeda terror cell? Are you trying to tell me that the Israeli embassy had notice of the attack? Are you trying to tell me that those people died so that we could all be re-bewildered into an elongated war on terror? Are you trying to tell me that we were going to withdraw troops from Iraq? Why can’t it just be the fault of bearded, dirty Arab bastards?”

And so the hunt continues for someone to blame...


Friday, July 08, 2005 | 0 comments