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SHOOTING BRAZILIANS!
This is a dead Brazilian child, the first in what looks like will be a long line of dead Brazilian childs that are participating in new scheme devised by the London Metropolitan police.
The brilliance behind this idea is London police chief Ian Blair, who has clearly pulled off a masterstroke that is second only to denying that the Holocaust never happened, by declaring an amnesty on shooting anyone who is Brazilian. As a means to diffuse the very real pain amongst the Brazilian community after the shooting for fun of the innocent Jean Charles de Menezes it may seem a strange move but Ian Blair explained the facts over a warm cup of man broth:
“London is notorious for blackies in hoods getting all hepped up on crack and rap music and shooting each other or worse shooting white people. So what better for them to release all there pent up aggression and macho posturing than on Brazilian people who are asking to be shot because they look a bit like Pakis. It's a win-win scenario.”
The scheme, provisionally titled ‘Bucket a Brazilian’, is also tied in with an extension of the UK’s shoot to kill policy which is to be stepped up in order to silence any voices of dissent. Although obviously not a satisfactory step for a civilised country to take, a holidying Tony Blair emmerged from his wife’s vagina to say that it was "the least worst option". Oh well that’s alright then.
