In The News
BUSH BEATEN BY A DOOR (NO EXIT STRATEGY)
The staff at Lunch-Break are starting to feel very sorry for this poor bastard. It seems everyone is turning against him and now inanimate objects are humiliating him.
A locked door thwarted President Bush's attempt at a quick exit from a rather awkward news conference in Beijing, where people had the temerity to ask him questions he didn't have pre-prepared answers for. So after answering just six questions from a group of US reporters that made him sweat, he strode confidently towards the door that was clearly not with him but against him. President Bush tugged manfully at both handles on the double doors before admitting: "I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work."
He then made his way out of the backdoor. Look out for a backdoor exit out of Iraq over the next few months. Rumours are abound on Capitol Hill that Bush wants a series of pre-emptive strikes against doors across the world to "teach those bastards a lesson".Please remember: he is the most powerful man in the world.
