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A lottery of madness where no one is the winner...except Ernie Flapps.

The Break

Shoesmith

Sacked, good riddance. Now for a public stoning of the mother.

Monday, December 01, 2008 Writer : Doogie Talons | 0 comments

More Lunch-Break stuff.
18 November 2008
Sharon Shoesmith should be fired.
19 June 2008
Creationists
17 June 2008
Chavs again and Physics

In The News

Watch Bill O'Reilly completly miss the point

Firstly the ad is not gay, it's a simple message that new Heinz Mayo tastes just like it's from a New York Deli.

It's a straighforward role swap, mum's become a deli man.

Get it ? see what they did there ?

Then comes the right wing Christian types
(Yes Silly Billy is a Rightwing Christian Fundamentalist Nut Job)

Watch this witless wonder, miss the point and look a complete fucking idiot whilst doing it..

My favorite bit

" I just want mayonnaise. I don't want guys kissing "

What an almighty fucking tool this man is, and in this he completly admits "I'm confused".


Wednesday, June 25, 2008 Writer : Doogie Talons | 0 comments

More from in the news.
26 October 2007
Americans are Dumb, official
10 November 2006
Impeach him
25 October 2006
The Dumb Ass British Media

Random Idiot Ballad

Thought For The Day 2

Show me the way to self-mutilation...yeah, yeah, yeah.


Tuesday, March 11, 2003 Writer : Ernie Flapps | 0 comments

Latest Idiot Ballads.
24 October 2006
So Bright He Blinded Me
20 October 2006
Lady Boy Poem
17 October 2006
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh 32